Hello there my fine scaly-free friends.
Please, let me introduce myself. My name is Don Juan. I am a lizard and I am looking for love.
Oh what a fine day for romance. The birds are singing.
The air is sweet.
The scenery is breathtaking.
SHE is breathtaking. Oh my, just look at how her scales glitter.
Her eyes shine like tiny amber stars in her sleek arrow shaped head. Her stripes, did you see her stripes?
That yellow!
Oh, she has the brains to go with those gorgeous stripes. She has impeccable taste.
Just look at that delectable brilliant emerald green cadydid leg she is crunching on. What strong, fast legs she must have to catch such prey.
I must go talk to her. I must tell her how I feel. What a beautiful creature she is.
“Oh creature of my heart; jewel of my eye.”
“I am known as the great Don Juan.”
“Just look at my strong claws; my brilliant blue flash of scales down my side.”
Hey! Where are you going?
Come back!
I did not mean to frighten you little lady.
No, no I do not mean to eat you!
Please, just give me a minute of your precious time. I heard you were interested in laying some eggs over there underneath the pineapple plant. I wish for you to consider me to assist you with that.
I am known to be the largest and strongest lizard in these parts. I am able to catch the tastiest and largest of all the insects under the banana tree. My legs are strong and fast. My tail quick and flexible for balance.
Just look at my blue scales, they are as beautiful as the noon sky.
Have you seen any lizard more handsome than I?
Just take a moment to consider.
Let me know your decision. I assure you there is no other lizard better suited for your needs.













































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